Disclaimer:
Sarcasm intended
You may be offended
But truth is truth!
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Do you like someone but you are scared to approach them as you think she will take it in a wrong way? You are absolutely correct, women do take it the wrong way most of the time. You can blame it on all the creepy men who made many women’s lives miserable. This doesn’t mean you should give up on your woman. There’s a safe way to approach. Below pointers are purely my own ideas so they may work for you or not but nothing bad to get some knowledge!
How to approach the right way?
1. First of all, do not describe your love for her in the very first meeting. You don’t know her enough. Even if you stalked her thoroughly on her social media accounts, she could be a serial killer in disguise.
2. Don’t leave a ‘Hi’ in our DM. We have hundreds of them, and we use such messages to ridiculate men of such species in our girl-gang gossips.
3. Don’t use catchy pick-up lines or any pick-up lines to be fair. Do you think that you look cool which is why she laughed? No, that was her attempt to suppress her intuitions to give a bitch face and an eye roll.
4. Don’t ask women’s friends to set it up for you. You are making it awkward for everyone. DIY!
5. If you want to approach a woman you like, approach her when she is with her friends. They can be common friends or strangers. This way she will be the least defensive as she will know that if you will cross your line, they will help her beat the shit out of you.
6. Try any topic other than ‘you liking her’ for the first conversation. Not making the first conversation awkward is the key.
7. It’s fine (to some extent) to make excuses to start a conversation but these excuses shouldn’t be very obvious or simply absurd.
8. If, unfortunately, she says no then there can be two reasons for it: one is that she is genuinely not interested and the other is that she wants you to try harder and see her no as a maybe. The first one is a clear message and the second one is a red flag. In both cases, find yourself a different woman.
9. When she says she has a boyfriend, but you know she doesn’t, thanks to your research, it is still a NO! You don’t need a Ph.D. to understand that.
10. If you are a shoulder to a woman recovering from a breakup, don’t keep your hopes very high. There’s a good chance that you are either just a friend helping her in her hard times or at best a rebound. In these cases, doesn’t matter how hard you try, she will either return to her ex, get a new fuckboi or end up in an arranged marriage with “the best hubby in the world”. Help her but don’t put too much time and energy.
11. Take some time to understand her better; so that she can understand you better too and then only make a move.
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